Women don’t like to be around a man with substandard footwear. Women won’t admit this, but they consider the men around them to be free-range accessories for their own outfits. If you clash, you’re hash.

The best things in life are silly.

If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish he will buy an ugly hat. And if you talk about fish to a starving man then you are a consultant.

Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don’t feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don’t know).

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