Office of the University Registrar

September 15, 2020

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job.

I’ll be happy to make these unnecessary changes to this irrelevant document.

Let’s form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

The best way to avoid criticism is to establish a reputation for being irrational and belligerent at the slightest excuse.