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September 15, 2019

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Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. Private detective: Where’s principal Skinner’s office? Groundskeeper Willie: Wait a minute. You can’t just walk in there. Private detective: You know, you’re the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler. Groundskeeper Willie: Carry on….


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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. I’ll be happy to make these unnecessary changes to this irrelevant document. Let’s form proactive synergy restructuring teams. The best way to avoid criticism is to establish a reputation for…